Table Talk

At the dinner table last night...

Ashlyn (8): Mom, when you and David die...
Mom: (Gasp!) What!! Where are you going with this?
Bailey (10): MOM...she means like in 300 centuries.
Mom: Bailey, do you know how much a century is?
Bailey: Ummm...no.
Mom: A century is 100 years! We will all be gone in 300 centuries!!
Bailey: No...we will have everlasting life.
Mom: Well, I certainly hope so, but that's after our human bodies die.
Ashlyn: Uh-huh, Bailey. After.
Mom: As long as you continue to make good choices that is...otherwise it's gonna be H-E double hockey sticks...
Dayden (22 months): Momma-Dat (That) BAD WORD!!
Mom: OMG! How does she know that I spelled a bad word?? She's way too smart for this family!
Bailey (while he and Ashlyn are laughing hysterically): Our family is funnier than cable TV.
Mom: That's so funny Bailey. Where did you pick that up from?
Bailey: Hannah Montana
Mom: (sigh)